ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf, via sorry)

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

(via gloomyteens)

jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

(Source: ziall, via exile-d)

aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly

(via whiteboyfriend)

no offense but i want to set you on fire

(Source: fuukevery1, via relahvant)

nymphobia:

my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, fictionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard

(via we-are-all-alone)

Timestamp: 1396828993

baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

(via relahvant)

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

(via relahvant)

(Source: radnoir, via joshr-ss)

Timestamp: 1396754708

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via whoresilee)

loushirolls:

The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

(via itseasytoremember)

hurricanegilbert:

if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier 

(Source: weedofficial, via con-ceal--dont--feel)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via con-ceal--dont--feel)