ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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This definitely deserves a reblog, no matter what kind of blog you have.

I didn’t have the heart not to reblog. 

Never Forget 9/11

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September 11 2001

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there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

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the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again

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at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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